A gap toothed blonde emotional eater.

Marcy. 23. Attending Columbia University for Writing. Here you'll find lots of fandoms, sexy things, selfies, and one girl's never-ending pursuit of happyness.

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God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

Lock it. Load it. Shoot it. Headcanon accepted. 

I love how Sam is just the mother hen of the Avengers now. 100%. And when he eventually moves into the tower he’s going to make Tony eat food that isn’t PopTarts

And of course a big breakfast for STEVE is a BIG FUCKIN’ BREAKFAST since he’s got that accelerated metabolism and shit.  TBH Steve probably has to eat like five meals a day to stay “full”. 

So, like, imagine Sam carrying around little baggies of snacks in case Steve feels peckish in the middle of a mission. 

Steve eats like Goku. Headcanon accepted.





lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone

britney spears could do it when she was 17 

britney spears had a mental breakdown years later as a result of being put on a silver platter for the media and public this is such a gross response i can’t believe so many people have reblogged this



Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

ALL OF THIS and also please don’t think it’s weird to not have sex and just spend a lot of time with each other. I didn’t have sex until 22 and it took me a long time to get over the idea of “catching up on what I missed out on.” But my boyfriend works a really physically exhausting job and due to some past physical issues, it’s sometimes painful for him to have sex. I thought for a long time I was expected to want sex every time I saw him, and it amazed and bewildered me that he didn’t expect that, but wanted to be with me anyways. Sometimes, it’s just netflix and pizza, and that’s a beautiful thing.

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Daft Punk ft. Julian Casablancas
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Daft Punk ft. Julian Casablancas - Instant Crush

I listen to your problems now listen to mine



this still works so well for the show because it’s adapted from an original fairy tale. Though they could have altered her character a bit like they have done with others, but I guess with the movie being so recent they didn’t want to.








wow.. the fucking story line. speechless. 

It’s such an important time for this film to come out.

It’s so easy for the film idustry to show people we fought against in the past as real people. But it’s something new to put a face a name and a story to the people that so many of us see as the enemy.

Please watch the trailer. This’ll stir up a lot of shit with the american public but I have a good feeling about this movie.



Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

Up periscope. #snakemom #snakesofig #ophelia

Up periscope. #snakemom #snakesofig #ophelia

Ophelia needs a new tank like yesterday. Hopefully getting her one this week.

Ophelia needs a new tank like yesterday. Hopefully getting her one this week.