A gap toothed blonde emotional eater.

Marcy. 23. Attending Columbia University for Writing. Here you'll find lots of fandoms, sexy things, selfies, and one girl's never-ending pursuit of happyness.

This blog is sometimes NSFW.

I couldn’t even. #alecbaldwin #jackdonoghy #highfivingangels #youhandsomedevil

I couldn’t even. #alecbaldwin #jackdonoghy #highfivingangels #youhandsomedevil

Bathroom selfies. #latergram #boyfriend

Bathroom selfies. #latergram #boyfriend



Louisa May Alcott goes up to the counter and orders a cup of jo.



J.K. Rowling goes up to the counter and orders seven pumpkin spice lattes. The barista gives her eight.



Kafka goes up to the counter and tries to order a coffee black. Everyone runs screaming from the room.



Homer goes up to the counter and asks if they have any wine dark teas. The barista goes in back to check. He doesn’t return for 20 years.



Hamlet goes up to the counter and can’t decide what to order.



Langston Hughes goes up to the counter
Says he likes his coffee black
Hughes goes up to the counter
‘nough caffeine for a heart attack

Hughes goes up to the counter
Our barista’s a little confused
She sees Hughes comin up to the counter
Wants to know why he’s singin the blues

You’re a famous poet, she says
As she leads him to a booth
Fame don’t leave you no reason for bluesin
And he moans: Lord, ain’t that the truth!


shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

I was with Ian tonight when he went with one of his best friend’s to fucking Tiffany’s on 5th Ave so the friend could buy an engagement ring for his girlfriend, and we’re sitting there and excuse me while I am a little overwhelmed at the fact that they gave us champagne, but that’s where it’s simple. Ian looks at his friend and says, “Who knows, maybe in a few years you’ll be helping me pick something out here.” I told him to shut up.